messed up seasons and brocolli

I am naming names. Went to Kohl's today, the third of Nov, and I was regaled with Christmas music. Pissed me off, but I saved money, cause I was now in a bad mood and hardly bought a thing. Really. I want the seasons to come in order. Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Walmart pisses me off too. Went there on Halloween, (no candy half off either) and the damn trees are up. All colors too. Fake ones of course. Nothing against fake ones if they look good.
Forgot...I was in Walmart.

Brocolli....why do they chop up the stems and put them in frozen bags, or stir-frys? They, the huge wooden chunks, dont cook as quickly as the lovely tree tops. So, I have cooked stems and moushed trees. Yummy. There are other things on my mind, but I better get going. I hate yardwork any more and I must go do some.

More comments from an old grammy

These talk shows sometime drive me insane. Oprah felt sorry for Kristie Alley cause she gained weight, me too, but I was not on the show. So dear Oprah hired Nate Burkus, (dude is so cute) to give her a very, very nice new kitchen to inspire her. I want to be inspired too. How come only the rich and famous get kitchen makeovers? Dear Nate can come to my 30 year old kitchen and help me plan this out. Bet it could be done for $5,000.00 too. Small kitchen. The only thing I like in my kitchen is the faucet. Had that replaced.

The decorator shows pick people with money who are too cheap to hire designers and make over the place for peanuts. Tried to sign up for some of these shows, but I cant fit me and a camera, which I dont own, into the kitchen.

Think I am done for today...but we will see.

Things that make me wonder

Why do people leave their Christman lights up until June? I want to become an auditor of Christmas crap left around and send them a memo. Clean it up people. Most damn neighborhoos have CC& R's. And it is in every neigborhood, every price range. Million dollar house with crappy lights..clean it up

Why is it when I put my trash cans out, and nobody else has, I wonder if I am doing this on the wrong day? I am old enuf to know what day this is, after all, after 65 years of life, this stumps me.

I am over having pedicures/////Now I had to pay for a podiatrist to clip out the ingrown toenail that I didnt have before I paid money for a pedicure. Twice. Read the last sentence of the above paragraph. Oh well........

Why do frozen pizzas look so good on the picture on the box...then you open the box....shame on them....looks like reject pizzas.....I have names but I wont go there, still waiting for free coupons.